So,
This blog does fairly well with search engines, or at least it did a couple of years ago when I actually cared about such things. I don't do anything "special" to get these results. I think it's just a natural result of writing nearly 1,000 posts (plus another 600 on Chronicles) where the normal word count is about 1,000 words when I'm not buried in school work.
Blah, blah, blah.
Do you think he'll even get to the point in a thousand words?
All of this really means nothing except in the context of today's post.
920 words left to get to a thousand.
Shoot me now.
From time to time, I get requests from people who would like to do guest articles on my blog so that they can put their link here, in the hopes of generating traffic to their site and/or increasing their page ranking. To date, I haven't charged anything to people who make these requests. I didn't even charge the one that was trying to generate traffic for online college classes for my services in correcting the spelling and grammar of the submitted article. Ironically, in each of their requests, they always say that they won't charge me for the honor of having them write a guest article for my blog.
Shah, as if!
Ballzy, doncha think?
Thank you so much for not charging me to let you put an article on my website, that even if you wrote it, it took you no more than 20 minutes to lash together, and that's if you're not just recycling an article that you've submitted elsewhere. I can truly see why you would think I might be inclined to pay for the honor of having your article on my blog post, which you are doing because I have spent 5 years and about a million words creating and you want to tap into that.
Ohhh, speaking of tapping that . . .
I knew I could talk him into posting it.
I told him not to.
I read a funny caption under a picture of some hottie that said, "I'd hit that so hard that anyone that was able to free me would instantly become the rightful king of England."
Excaliber! What a great nickname for my . . .
Can we get back to the story, please?
One thing that I do when I get these requests is check out the link they want included. I haven't had anyone asking to post a link to anything too bizarre until this latest request, which is only bizarre in the context it was presented. This last request didn't actually have the link they wanted to link to, which is odd, but I just looked at the domain name for the email. Then I looked again.
You ever see something that seems obvious but you know that it can't really be true?
Like a theme for this blog?
I think the theme is "Themeless".
The domain was for an aggregate site that brought together the best Christian Dating websites for one stop shopping convenience. It also has dating tips and ideas for Christians to have fun first dates.
Did you say Christian Dating site?
Yes, please clarify what you mean by this term.
I surfed around a couple pages looking for the prank or spoof or whatever because this can't be true. It was though and I went back to the email, which stated in the final paragraph, "Anyways, you are doing a great job with your blog. I've had a chance to look through a few of your posts and they are good. They are pretty fun to read. I look forward to hearing from you."
Did he say, "Anyways"?
Maybe Christian Dating sites have teenage authors?
Since dude was looking forward to hearing from me, I promptly responded with:
Have you actually read my blog?
Dude responded that he had indeed visited my blog and asked if I had any preference in topics.
"Believable Lying"?
"Due Diligence"?
I shrugged. Well, okay then. I suppose it would be funny to have a Christian Dating author posting an article on my blog.
Since he was lying though, I spelled it out more clearly before giving him the green light. I let him know that Christians who know me and who really enjoy my writing do not read my blog because of the nudity and the anti-Christian comments that pop up here and there so I was skeptical that my blog was going to drive any traffic to his site but he was certainly welcome to write up a post and submit it. Potential topics included fitness, martial arts, VFFs, atheism (pro), anarchy (pro), ethics, and pretty much anything else.
Ethics? You tryin' to scare the guy?
See? The Themeless Theme. Look at that list!
Anywayz, dude must be writing up one hell of a post because it's been several days since I sent the "okee dokee" to him.
He's probably actually going through old posts now, for realz, checking out the pics.
Yeah, while shining the Pope's mitre.
As soon as he sends in his article, I'll post it for you guys.
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