Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch?
Sallie Mae, that's which Wicked Witch.
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
It would take more than a land full of little people to sing loud enough for this news. Maybe if they all had blogs.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Get of bed with one less debt!
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
And blog our hearts out!
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
I'm letting you know.
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Can you believe it? The day has finally arrived. Sallie Mae is paid off. All the work, all the planning, all the frugality, all of it has paid off in that I am free of the Student Loan Mafia.
Not only that but they owe me $.08. I wonder if they'll send me a check for 8 cents. Probably. I'd be content to just let it sit there for 30 years and then send them a bill for $5,982.67. Compound interest is a powerful thing. There would of course be penalty fees involved with that.
Tia and I talked for hours last night about our future because things will probably be changing rather rapidly from here on out.
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