I'm not sure where that saying comes from. Just like I'm not too sure about this young lady's North Pole fashion sense. I mean really, those gloves don't look warm at all.
I'm not going to bore you with the details of my illness. Just a bad cold, I suppose.
Yesterday, aside from Trey and I going to the doctor to make sure we don't have strep throat, Tia and I went in for our quarterly health insurance check up.
For those of you new here or who don't remember because you don't pay attention because this blog is nothing more than a rambling on of sorts, Tia's insurance offers a discount on the premium price for healthy people.
I didn't pass this time. I still get the discount as long as I work with their health coach to fix the problems.
My good cholesterol/bad cholesterol ratio is .2 too high and I'm too heavy. Of course I'm too heavy. I'm always too heavy.
I'm curious to see what the health coach is going to do. I had already decided to add in a second round of exercise each day before this check up. That has been put on hold until I can get rid of this cold. I was doing extra cardio was I was doing P90X and figured that would help burn off an extra bit of fat.
My diet is pretty good. Well, it's almost nothing right now except chicken noodle soup but it was pretty good before I got sick.
Tia was funny. I was sitting there waiting for the cholesterol results and she walked in.
"How's it going?" she asked.
"I'm too fat," I said.
"Whatever," she replied.
They use my weight and some sort of device that you hold in your hands to measure bodyfat. I'm not sure how accurate it is. Tia obviously has her doubts.
The first opening to talk to my coach was December 24th at 5pm.
Seriously?
Christmas Eve at 5pm. That's a bad sign for me. My coach (Ann) has got to be a heartless bitch if she works on Christmas Eve at 5pm. Go home Ann. Go home and put treats in the stockings for your cats.
"What's the next availalbe appointment?" I asked. Like I'm in such a rush to lose 10 pounds that I need the first available appointment to talk to the cat lady. A week later. I took that one and I'm just going to go on a wing and a prayer that I don't die during that week.
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