Is nothing safe anymore? Honestly. You can't ride in a taxi in Congo without worrying about someone stealing your penis and holding it for ransom. There is some good news. The police have arrested 13 of the penis snatchers so far.
13 sorcerors of the black arts who can make a man's penis disappear or shrink just by touching them. You don't get your dick back until you give them some money.
I always thought the weenie thief was a Jeff Foxworthy joke but I guess they really exist. Trey often has a good hold on his, you know, just in case a sorceror from Congo happens to be in the neighborhood.
Tia and I finally got around to watching The Secret. There is no secret to anyone who has studied the Law of Attraction but it's a good title to create curiosity.
Although I didn't necessarily learn anything new, it was presented in a different way and so different things made an impression on me than earlier studying of the Law of Attraction. It's always good to look at things from different angles, like standing on the desk in The Dead Poet Society. You take note of new things or change your perspective.
Tia said she wants to watch it again so we didn't send it back in yet. I'll watch it with her to see if I pick up anything new.
We did a bit of dog sitting this week. My mom and dad needed to spend the day in the city so we watched their puppy, Sailor.
By "we", I mean Trey. He wore this poor little dog right out. When Trey went to bed, the dog let out a big sigh of relief and plopped down on the floor for some rest. Trey had a great time and we'll probably be watching Sailor again for a week in June.
Trey's sad about that, as you can imagine. I don't think he understand that by then Sailor will be pulling Trey around.
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