I know I left a blog laying around here somewhere. Anyone seen it?
Who's the new guy?
Dunno.
I have learned something very important over the last couple of months. I am not going to be an accountant. Unfortunately, I'll be taking a second round of accounting in January, which I believe is some sort of punishment for announcing that rather loudly that accounting sucks ass.
When you suck ass, do you debit ass while crediting suck?
Maybe you just depreciate ass using the double-declining balance method?
However, if you ask me about recursive functions, I seem to be a natural at that.
You're better at recursion than plus and minus?
Dude is seriously messed up.
My wife has me beat for this Christmas break though.
No surprise.
What he said.
She was carrying 15 credits and her lowest grade amongst the classes is 96% but that's not the part that has me beat. She's earned her Bachelors!
Schwing!
Yeah, but did she have accounting?
I have a final on Friday and then it's break time but I've still got another 18 months or so to go while her Christmas break goes on and on.
I'm going to keep this brief so that I don't burn up on reentry into the blogosphere.
And so you can get your ass back to studying like you're supposed to be doing.
What he said.
Yeah, and that.

