So,
For those of you that were wondering, yes, I'm still alive.
The big talk now is the fact that there is only a year left before the next batch of sociopaths is elected and will Obama make the cut and how will Occupy Wall Street affect the outcome with Obama being Wall Street's bitch? Can he somehow convince them that he's on their team?
Only if the New York winter freezes their brains.
Well the fire department did take away their generators, for their safety of course.
They will freeze to death safely. That's good to know.
I suppose that it would be good timing to address a question from the previous blog post since it pertains to this topic.
"But do you *really* think Obama -- who signed Frank-Dodd into law, fought hard for the consumer financial protection act, and INHERITED the whole TARP chaos -- is a Wall Street crony who doesn't give a shit about the little guy???
Really???
Maybe constructive criticism would be more helpful."
Well, considering that He has continued to bail out Wall Street, His top advisors come from Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan, and Wall Street has made more money in the last 3 years than in the previous 8 years combined, I would have to say that what I *really* think is immaterial. The facts speak for themselves. If you really want to know what I think, I'll put it this way. If the Great and Powerful Oz ever gets any symptoms of colon cancer, Lloyd Blankfein will know about before Obama's staff of doctors.
"Feel right here, doctor, this isn't right?"
"Are you sure? That seems normal."
"It wasn't there yesterday and Jamie Dimon says it wasn't there the day before. I think you better do a biopsy because I've got too much money invested in this mouhtpiece."
"You know the mouthpiece is at the other end?"
"Whatever."
You know Democrats don't have a sense of humor when it comes to their Messiah, right?
Can I read the first piece of hate mail?
Let's move on to constructive criticism.
Oh, this should be good.
I'm only reading the first piece of hate mail.
It was kind of a vague suggestion on who I'm supposed to help so I'll dish out a bunch.
Let's start with The One, Oz himself.
What kind of constructive criticism do you give a guy that makes Al Capone look like Mother Teresa?
I would have picked Ghandi.
My constructive criticism is this: keep doing what you're doing because apparently some people just don't get it yet and are still supporting You in supporting the 1%. You, Mr. President, have completely outdone my expectations on your blatant hypocrisy, broken promises, and taking money from Wall Street to completely fuck over the American people. For some though, 3 or 4 years isn't going to be enough, so use a teleprompter to keep from sounding like Beavis and Butthead, stick to the script, and run a good race and give the people 4 more years of your stellar performance.
Next, the Neo Cons.
Are you going to sugar coat this one too?
He did hold back on Obama, didn't he?
I sincerely don't know what to say about them. I summed it up last time. These people are batshit crazy. I saw a video recently that said that the Republican handlers are actually Democrats because the Neo Cons are saying exactly the wrong things to win an election, when they aren't just being stupid.
When aren't they being stupid?
The smartass has a point this time.
I guess I can just encourage them to keep on doing what they're doing so they can alienate everyone on the planet. That way, even if Obama and Blankfein are the only people who show up at the polls, Obama will win. Just like last time, I'm rooting for the cult members because I think it paints a clearer picture of the hypocrisy, violence, and corruption of the system with Obama at the helm. If a Neo Con gets into the White House, people won't be surprised when another foreign country is turned into a crater because they dared to promote democracy or threatened to stop using the US Dollar as the world currency. Obama, the guy that was going to end the wars and stop torturing people, is setting the record for the number of countries attacked.
Including America.
Hey! If you aren't with Wall Street, yer again' us and deserve to be beaten down with batons, peppersprayed, shot in the head with tear gas cannisters, trampled by horses, hit by scooters, and run over by cars.
Ummm, something about that doesn't sound right.
Yeah, the scooters. How not-manly is it to ride around as a cop on a scooter?
Maybe they were short-handed that day and the meter maids were called out to help run over protesters.
Does anyone remember where we were?
Taking a ride on the ADHD version of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
Constructive criticism.
Who else should we help out? Occupiers?
Keep up the great work! Keep it peaceful. Keep looking for solutions. The longer you ask the questions, the better your chance of finding the solution and the more other people will start looking for solutions. Keep the videos coming. The thin veil covering the police state is being ripped to shreds with all the videos that are coming out. People are being arrested for standing on public sidewalks. It is illegal to not support Wall Street but legal and moral are, more often than not, opposites.
This movement actually gives me hope.
Are you going to let the cult members off the hook? After all, they can't help it.
Yeah, go easy on them. The DNC has their brains locked in a vault guarded by a waterfall that detects invisibility and a dragon.
Fine but would it be okay if I addressed the comment about Frank-Dodd?
Wheeee!
This won't be pretty.
This is such a beautiful masterpiece that sums up the Obama administration with incredible accuracy. This bill is the most "broad" and "sweeping" bill since Noah came down from the mountain with the 10 Commandments.
Noah? Isn't that the boat guy?
Boat guy?
What does this broad and sweeping bill do? Nothing.
Wow, that is broad.
And sweeping.
Words. More words. Hope and Change. Broad and Sweeping. The bill set up a plan to create regulations somewhere down the road, somewhere between 200 to 400 regulations designed by a couple dozen 3-letter agencies whose Tsars are no doubt on the take from Wall Street. Of the first 40 "regulations" passed, they were all watered down or completely neutered so as to make this broad and sweeping bill completely toothless.
I heard that how Blankfein likes his Presidential blowjobs.
Business as usual in Washington.
Passing this bill was like having a meeting to set a date about when to have a meeting to determine who should be in charge of being in charge of the next meeting.
Kind of like Hoping for Change.
But not actually changing anything.
Just like that.
