So,
Have you ever worked out to the point where your armpit muscles hurt?
Armpit muscles?
The house wasn't properly ventilated when he was painting, was it?
This morning, instead of that pain, it was more down the sides of my rib cages, like the pain was sliding down the inside of my body.
Did the paint have LSD in it?
Apparently.
It felt like I had stepped in the boxing ring, covered my face with my gloves and let the dude unload body shots into my ribcage. I know how the beef in the Rocky movies felt except that I'm alive to actually feel it, lucky bastids.
Summer is here and I think I lost 5 pounds in sweat in karate today. I tried to drink 5 pounds of water to make up for it.
The dehydration must be causing the hallucinations.
That's probably it.
My Vibram Five Fingers Komodo Sports did great for karate. Much better than the Classics and Bikilas. They have a snug fit and good traction and just felt natural. You know, if feet had 4mm of space-age rubber on the soles. That kind of natural feeling.
Maybe he got kicked in the head too many times?
Is there a right amount of times to get kicked in the head?
Well, I better get busy with studying before the voices in my head completely take over my blog and I end up being the side commentary.
We were so close.
Next time . . .
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