Here's a meme specifically made for guys by Mrs. Chili.
1. Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Thongs? Commando?
Is this a meme or a sleazy chat session? I answered this one in last week's meme.
2. What’s your fussiest personal care routine?
I trim my pubic hair into different animals each month like the bushes at Disneyland. This month's mascot is the giraffe. Hello Mr. Giraffe.
3. Do you have a favorite tool? Power or manual?
Well, the obvious answer is too obvious so my answer is going to be my cordless drill (which could still be the obvious answer, I suppose, for those of you with your minds in the gutter).
4. Can you change your own oil? Do you?
That's a big negatory in both cases. I have inherited my father's mechanical expertise (none) and added to that my mechanical desire (none) and come up with complete incompetance when it comes to cars.
5. What’s the “manliest” thing you do on a regular basis?
Pee standing up. In morse code. Long stream, short stream, long stream. Short stream, long stream, short stream. Long stream . . . sorry, need to go drink more before I can continue the message.
6. What’s something “manly” that you never learned how to do?
Change the oil in my car.
7. Do you ever cry? If so, what’s your trigger?
Yes. Trigger: Clay Walker music.
8. Do you have a chivalrous streak? How does it manifest itself?
Yes. It's been inbedded into my psyche and manifests itself in many ways.
9. Do you have a chauvinistic streak? How does it manifest itself?
Only a woman would ask this question. Next time, let a man type up the questions so we have better questions. Anyway, to answer the question: no.
10. What’s your favorite movie?
Top Gun.
11. What’s the dumbest, testosterone-inspired thing you’ve ever done?
Put my cop car up on two wheels while trying to see just how fast I could go and still make a double lane change in the shortest amount of distance possible.
12. What quality do you think makes a good man good? Do you have that quality?
Integrity. Yes.
13. Toilet seat up or down?
Toilet seat and cover down. Had to train my wife to put the lid down. I don't need to see into the toilet everytime I walk by the bathroom. Thanks.
14. If your wife/partner/significant other is away, do you cook for yourself or eat out of cans and boxes (or rely on local drive-throughs and delivery)?
I'd cook. I eat in a buffet 5 times a week and detest going out to eat. I'm very easy to cook for though since I eat mostly raw fruits and vegetables and grilled meat. Grilled meat, that's manly! Nothing says, "I'm a man" like throwin' a rib eye over some flames until the outside is cooked but when it's on the plate, it's still bleeding and then eating it. Rrrrrrr! I do use silverware and not my bare hands. Does that make me less manly?
15. What societal expectation of being a man do you most resent?
The expectation that I should be able to change the oil in my car.
16. What’s the best part - societal-wise - about being a man?
Short bathroom lines at the stadium.
17. Will you stop to ask for directions?
Yes. My lack of patience now over-rides my "don't ask for directions" male gene. Let's get where we're going in the shortest amount of time possible.
18. What’s the one thing you wish your wife/partner/significant other understood about how you think or behave?
She's got a pretty good understanding of how my mind works (and she still likes me, which is absolutely amazing and means that I won't be trading her in for a new model any time soon - I'm going to wait until she's at least 40 and then I'll consider trading her in for two 20s).
19. What’s one thing about your wife/partner/significant other that you just cannot understand, no matter how hard you try?
Holding a grudge. It takes up way too much time and energy for me. My brain doesn't have enough RAM to hold a grudge and still flit about chasing shiny objects.
20. What do you need to have in the shower?
Need? Water and soap. Shampoo is nice. Want? Water, soap, and a hot blond to wash me up. "Hello Mr. Giraffe."
21. Do you burp/fart/scratch in public? Do you do anything stereotypically male?
I try to keep the burping, farting, scratching, and adjusting discrete. Stereotypically male? I do memes directed at guys. Is that stereotypical?
22. How big a part does porn play in your life? Your thoughts?
It was such a long time ago that the residuals have dwindled down to about nothing so it plays very little part in my life at the moment. I am thinking about getting back in the business though.
23. What scares you?
Not being around to take care of my family.
24. What’s your best feature (physical or otherwise)?
Physically, I think it's my calves. On the nonphysical level, it's probably my ability to make people feel better.
25. What would you do for love?
I'd do anything for love but I won't do that.
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